The Hipster Count

1 Hipster: A Williamsburg iPod DJ Who Spins Every 3rd Tuesday

2 Hipsters: Ironic Electro-Funk Duo

3 Hipsters: Comedy Troupe "Benign Hilarity"

4 Hipsters: Those Guys Who Hang Out At The 24 Hour Diner Who Might Be A Band, But Are Really 4 Douchebags With Long Hair and Mustaches.

5 Hipsters: The End Of Western Civilization