Monday, August 02, 2010

Conversations with sleeping people

Sometimes sleeping people have insights into life that no waking person could ever have. I'm a firm believer that the subconscious is a lot more interesting and insightful than the conscious. At least, I'd rather hang at a dinner party with my subconscious...my conscious is too unbearably cute.

Either way, I had a conversation with a sleeping person, which I recorded on my computer as it happened, and here's what I heard:

Friend: You wrote a note about being fat. I thought you were going to go get pizza.
Me: What?
Friend: YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO GO GET PIZZA? WHAT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT THAT?
Me: It's not funny, I'm lactose intolerant.
Friend: You said you had a very serious slow-down disease.
Me: Slow down disease? Is that like being tired?
Friend: I thought you were going to work.

Read between the lines; think philosophically...it just might blow your mind.