Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Suggestions For Social Networking Relationship Status:

1) It's Not Actually Complicated, I Just Barely Like You Enough To Have Sex With
2) In A Sham Relationship With
3) Single, But Masturbating a Shitload
4) Slowly Dying Inside With
5) Not Putting A Status, Because My Girlfriend Is Too Ugly To Let People Know About Her
6) Having Sex With Minority From Work To Get Back At My Parents
7) Having Sex, But Praying It Remains No-Strings-Attached With

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