The Girl with the Jello feet

The Girl with the Jello feet

The girl with the Jello feet walked
wobbly
but with a swagger
like "yeah, i've got fucking jello feet, wanna dance, maestro?"
one day the dogs came
frothing, seething wet
munched her legs into nothingness
and now she's the girl with no feet
and whenever she has dessert in her hospital bed
she feels like a cannibal


I Have No Regrets

I have no regrets
except everything i've ever done
well, that's not true
one time i had this really delicious hummus
it was a good life choice
i can't think of anything else