Friday Nights With The Crew

INT. APARTMENT - DAY

IAN, MATT, FRANCI sit on couches.

FRANCI
What did you guys do this weekend?

IAN
Oh man, you know what goes on for me.
Beers and chicks...beers and chicks.

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INT. DINING ROOM - DAY

IAN is wearing NERD GARB and playing dungeons and dragons.

IAN
My plus 5 broadsword is too much for
your lame ass paladin spell.

A NERD looks upset.

NERD
Fuck you, Ian.

Ian SLAPS the Nerd.

IAN
My name is Skulltor the magnificent.

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INT. APARTMENT - DAY

FRANCI
What about you, Matt?

MATT
Oh, you know, spent some quality
time with the girlfriend.

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INT. BEDROOM - DAY

Matt's GIRLFRIEND is crying.

MATT
What? Your ass does look fat...
I'm not going to lie.

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INT. BEDROOM - LATER

GIRLFRIEND
My mother was right: you're
nothing but a failure!

MATT
YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE!

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INT. BEDROOM - LATER

Matt has a black eye. He's carrying a CARDBOARD BOX labeled "MY STUFF"

MATT
Well, I gathered everything I own,
been nice dating you.

HIS GIRLFRIEND IS DEAD...

lying next to a bunch of pills...

MATT (CONT'D)
Oh great, now you're dead.

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INT. APARTMENT - DAY

IAN
What about you, Franci?

FRANCI
Oh, you know...nothing much.

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INT. BEDROOM - DAY
Franci is looking into the mirror...crying.

FRANCI
I HATE YOU SO MUCH.

She TAKES A SWIG OF BOOZE and begins to move towards kissing her REFLECTION.

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INT. APARTMENT

They all look at each other and HUG.