Vegas Odds On Why We Exist

1) God's Super-Secret Plan (100,000-1)
2) God's Sick Joke (100-1)
3) To Find The Ultimate Answer For a Group Of Mice (42-1)
4) Stick It and Quit It (10-1)
5) Stick It, Quit It, Have Existential Crisis (5-1)
6) Decipher The Magical Secret Hidden In Humanity's "Seven Bridges of Königsberg"; a female Clitoris (4-1)
7) Kill Each Other For No Reason At All (3-1)
8) Do Absolutely Nothing With Your Life, Watch "Entertainment Tonight" (2-1)
9) Cry, Masturbate, Cry While Masturbating (1-1)
10) Absolutely No Reason At All (1-2)

Whatever the case is, we'll never know; unless we steal a starship known as the "Heart Of Gold", drink a few pan-galactic gargleblasters, and meet some super intelligent Magratheans.

OK, enough nerd references, I'm off to Cry, Masturbate, Then Cry While Masturbating (that's where my money is)...