Top 5

Reasons I Hate You:

1) You tell me you're from NYC, I say "I am too. Where in NYC are you from?", you say "actually, New Jersey".
2) You think that the difference between you and you're "isn't such a big deal".
3) Don't love dogs
4) Make inane, sweepingly ignorant political observations; "Bush knew about 9-11", "Obama is a Muslim".
5) Reason five has been retracted because can potentially be read by certain employees of a certain company.