Top 5 Reasons I'm Incapible of Finishing That Script (you know the one)

1) Because it's so good, it doesn't need to be "finished" or in "acceptable shape to show someone".
2) Because I'm a Misunderstood Genius who won't be fully appreciated until my death. Better kill myself fast!
3) Because I'm too busy with...that thing that I was doing.
4) Because I'm all set for a Career Of Massive Disappointment And Unmitigated Failure. Why screw with fate?
5) Because I don't have to worry about Anything! Barack'll fix it!