Ann Coulter closed the door behind her.
Her heart was pounding and her nerves were shot: "Is this really happening?" she wondered.
That's when Sarah Palin approached her. Ann caught a glimpse of her nubile bosoms that were just barely peaking out of her purple blouse.
"What are we doing here?", Ann knew the answer but felt obliged to ask the question.
"I think the question is, what aren't we doing here?"
Sarah Palin thrust herself upon Ann Coulter. She began to caress her legs, moving ever so slowly up to Ann's penis.
"Fuck me, Coulter. Stick your penis up my ass".
"My penis is like your stance on Russia; hardline".
"I don't know what that means".
Palin arched her back to allow Coulter's throbbing man muscle inside of her.
"You see, if Bristol had listened to me and done it this way, she wouldn't have gotten knocked up. Always up the pooper; that's the way God wants you to have it!"
When it was all over, Palin and Coulter took a shower together. Not much happened, except some light touching and gentle tongue kissing.
They cleaned up, got dressed and went their separate ways; Coutler to appear on the Fox News show "Liberals Bad" and Palin to give her nationally televised speech; "They're Sexist Because I'm a Woman".
During Fox's coverage, Coulter couldn't help but crack a smile: She just did to Palin what Palin would be doing to this country for the next four years.
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1 comment:
this is just wrong.
i feel obligated to comment because i seem to be the only person who does.
i would like to know what music the ladies would have on for this..?
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