INT. LIVING ROOM
Jen and Matt sit next to each other on a couch.
Jen's reading a book.
Jen and Matt sit next to each other on a couch.
Jen's reading a book.
MATT
Guess what number I'm thinking of.
JEN
Not now.
MATT
No seriously, take a guess.
JEN
OK, 14.
MATT
No.
JEN
12.
MATT
No.
JEN
27.
Numbers go fast and Matt either shakes his head or says "NO"
JEN (CONT'D)
Decemberteenth.
MATT
That's not a number.
JEN
Taster's Choice.
MATT
That's coffee.
JEN
I dunno. 18.
MATT
Sorry, I was thinking of 42.5. You lose.
JEN
Lose?
Two men WEARING PANTY HOSE OVER THEIR HEAD...
...stick a SOCK in Jen's mouth and carry her away.
...stick a SOCK in Jen's mouth and carry her away.
Matt looks down at his NOTEBOOK:
There are a number of stick figures with names above them:
Jen, Ian, Karl Rove, The Grocer, Family Guy Writing Staff.
He makes an "X" over Jen's stick figure.
There are a number of stick figures with names above them:
Jen, Ian, Karl Rove, The Grocer, Family Guy Writing Staff.
He makes an "X" over Jen's stick figure.
Posts
1 comment:
this was really funny.
and then it ended.
and then i thought, hey, this could be the premise of an oscar-winning film...
if it hadnt already, you know, been done.
Post a Comment