My top ten thoughts during the day

1) I wonder what that tastes like?
2) I wish I didn't taste that.
3) I wonder what the weirdest porn I can find is?
4) That's going to keep me awake.
5) Does moral absolutism exist, or are we dealing with subjective relativism?
6) Huh?
7) I wonder what she looks like naked.
8) She's kinda overweight in my imagination.
9) Writing a list of things on my mind is a good idea.
10) Wow, it's really not.