Writing Is Insanity

Committed to the unenviable task of redrafting 15 scripts in just under 6 hours, I went slightly mad this evening.

The odd thing is that I think you're supposed to go slightly mad when you write, especially when you have tight deadlines and extra especially if you're writing for someone else.

You have to get a little wacko (talk to yourself, dance like an idiot, sniff your bunny rabbit in slightly inappropriate ways) in order to get yourself to the point when you're able to write something that is even slightly resembling interesting.

That, or maybe something is wrong with me.

Anyway, this is literally a very honest 10 second glimpse into my writing process. Please don't enjoy.

If you've happened upon my iPod

If you've bought an iPod Touch from a crackhead or some sort of ne'er-do-well in the Hollywood area, looked at the back, and noticed the engraved name "Michael Manson"; congratulations! You've purchased the iPod that was stolen from my car this weekend.

It was a present from my father that I will gladly pay fair market value for, so if you have googled this page, please contact me at: cryingwhilemasturbating@gmail.com.

Also, if that person tries to sell you my gym membership, keep in mind they check your ID at the door, so it's pretty useless.