Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Random Tuesday Night Thoughts...

Life is simply the long process of understanding death. That, and finding a good deal on a sportcoat.

If women are the fair sex, where are their fried twinkies, pig races, and end of summer concert serieses?

Was Ringo the Zeppo of the Beatles?

Does beer get yeast infections?

Is the abstract noun describing the quality of a pea called "peaness"?

Is a Jewsian a Jewish Asian, or an inhabitant of the planet Jew?

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