My Top Five Most Said Phrases During The Day

1) "Time To Use My Sinus Rinse!"
2) "She Was Pregnant When I Met Her"
3) "Maybe If I Hit Reload, I'll Have a New Facebook Notification"
4) "Oh Well, No New Notifications"
5) "This Uncontrollable Sobbing Will Stop If I Drink Vodka at 3PM".

Plus:
"Man! If I only had a guitar, 15 years of practice, a driving passion and a unique talent, Id be a big time rock star."