Wednesday, June 08, 2011

I'm Getting Published Ya'll!

You may have noticed that I haven't been updating here a lot recently. Well, you probably haven't noticed, because you gave up on this blog in mid-2010 after posts became scarcer than a politician who describes themselves as a liberal - but it hasn't been for naught.

I'm happy to announce here, to both of you, that I'm being published ya'll. Two books and a publishing deal worth 1.2 million rubles (12 American Cents) with the 3rd most popular publishing company in Belarus: Phlegm, Mucus and Blintzes, INC. Exciting, right? PMB's work with the most preeminent lactose intolerant authors has made them incredibly popular in the Baltic States (not to mention Mediterranean Avenue*), and I'm proud to be a small part.

So, without further adieu, the cover art:


And the follow up:




*a little Monopoly humor for you.

Also, this is not true. If you didn't figure that out, then you're the type of person who believes Paul Revere was riding around on a horse to warn the British that the American "well-armed persons individual private militia" were coming to get them.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Not exactly your best angles, those shots. All your photos seem to invite that judgement though. I guess you are just condemned to be a prodigiously-endowed stud that women wouldn't touch with oven gloves. ("Oh he said oven! That is so a Holocaust reference.")