Dear Overweight Woman Wearing Revealing Clothing with a Spiderweb Tattoo on your Shoulder and a Mermaid Body Tattoo on your Upper Thigh,
Really? At some point in your life, you said to yourself: hey, my stubby body can barely contain its 200lb frame, why not accentuate that sexiness by adorning myself with the most unnecessary and meaningless body art that one could possibly get? Surely no one will notice the goo-like stretching of my tattoos caused by a combination of flab rolls and flop sweat!
Just a question: what sort of message were you going for? I mean, I guess the spiderweb tattoo on your shoulder might implicate that if a man were to actually touch you, he would invariably be stuck to your skin owing to the thin layer of sugar which must coat your epidermis, but the mermaid tattoo on your upper thigh? Just not getting it.
And another thing: why must people who have tattoos wear clothing that shows off said tattoo no matter where the tattoo is and what the weight of the person is? A tattoo on your inner-thigh? Surely one must wear ripped short-shorts. A tattoo slightly above your private area? Surely one must wear low-cut jeans. A tattoo inside your vagina? Surely one must affix a micro-camera inside said vagina that broadcasts over the air in HD. Yes, I get it, you have a tattoo. So do 50% of people aged 18-29. It's not special anymore. In fact, if you have spiderweb and mermaid body tattoos, it was never special to begin with.
Anyway, Overweight Woman with a Spiderweb Tattoo on your Shoulder and a Mermaid Body Tattoo on your Upper Thigh Wearing Revealing Clothing, you've obviously got your life planned out and who am I to criticize? You've made your decisions, stuck to them, then made more decisions, and for some inexplicable reason, stuck to those as well.
I wish you the best, and give me a call when you get your Asian lettering or Dolphin jumping over the sea tattoo. I'll be there for you.
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3 comments:
Never understood the idea of crying while masturbating. I understand the masturbating bit (a lot), but crying? Crying is something women do when you don't tell her you love her when she is expecting it. Masturbating is what you then do a lot of.
Never understood tattoos either. Creepy.
I think she sticks to decisions easier because of "the thin layer of sugar covering her epidermis."
i actually dnt see any tattoos on her. is it too small or was it a joke?
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