Bush was Right?!?!?

Well according to the new single by "The Right Brothers", he was.

Let me preface this by saying that I enjoy pain. Not hot wax/whips and leather pain, but intellectual pain. Sometimes I listen to Sports Talk Radio, occasionally, I'll watch prime time TV, and yes, I do flip on Fox News every once in a while just to see how much I can take. Usually about 5 minutes in and I'm bleeding from my eyes and cutting myself, but that's generally what I'm doing on a weeknight anyway. Every once in a while I get enjoyment out of things that are so unbelievably intellectually offensive to me, that I'm embarrassed to admit it. So, here's one of those things.

So, "The Right Brothers" are Frank Highland and Aaron Sain, a songwriting duo who have written songs for such country megastars as Tim McGraw, Wynonna, and Rightwing McHateJew. Their new single, "Bush Was Right" is a catchy little diddy which is similar in song structure to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire", in that it's a list of bollixed historical events wrapped up in a brain-mashingly shitty song.

Here's a little sample of the lyrics:
Freedom in Afghanistan
Say Goodbye Taliban
Free Elections In Iraq
Saddam Hussein Locked Up
Osama's Staying Underground
Al Quaeda Now is Finding Out
America Won't Turn and Run
Once The Fighting Has Begun
Libya Turns Turn Over Nukes
Lebanese Want Freedom Too
Syria's Forced To Leave
Don't You Know That All This Means: BUSH WAS RIGHT!
BUSH WAS RIGHT!
BUSH WAS RIGHT!
Ted Kennedy: WRONG
Cindy Sheehan: WRONG
France: WRONG
Zell Miller: RIGHT!!!

You can't make this shit up.

To Listen, Click HERE.