I was a much better writerer then

I just wrote two blogs, but realized I couldn't publish them, because if anyone actually found this blog who knew me in the work sense (as opposed to "biblical sense") they might abuse me viscously with a pitchfork-like weapon.

So today, I don't update my blog.

I'll just attach a script of an unfinished scene for an unfinished script. It's about a brother and sister living together.

INT. JACKLYN'S BEDROOM - MORNING

Matt walks in, angry.

MATT

Could you please stop having loud sex in my house? I spent last night crying with earmuffs on.

JACKLYN

Yeah, fair enough.

MATT

Seriously?

JACKLYN

Yeah, bro. I'm sorry. There's probably nothing worse than hearing your sibling having sex.

MATT

Except when we heard mom and dad doing it.

CUT TO:

INT. APARTMENT (1994) - DAY

A YOUNG Matt (12) and an even YOUNGER Jacklyn (4) stick their ears up to a door to hear:

MOM (O.S.)

Bentsen's really helping shepherd Clinton's budget through congress.

DAD (O.S.)

I'm really concerned about NATFA's impact on industrial jobs.

Matt and Jacklyn open the door and come in...

CUT TO:

INT. PARENTS' BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS

They see their parents DOING IT...

Completely dispassionately...

Mom is reading the WALL STREET JOURNAL.

MOM

You're such an economic protectionist.

DAD

If your family worked in industry, you would be t...

He pauses for a second.

DAD (CONT'D)

(matter of factly)

I just came.

Little Matt looks on, confused by "came".

MATT

Where did dad go?

CUT TO:

INT. JACKLYN'S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS

JACKLYN

Hard to believe they got divorced that very same day.

MATT

So no, sex...OK?

JACKLYN

Scout's honor!

CUT TO:

INT. MATT'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

Matt is WRITING on a notepad, when he hears...

JACKLYN (O.S.)

Fill me up!!!

He throws down his note pad and gets up.

CUT TO:

INT. JACKLYN'S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS

Matt BURSTS in the door and sees:

The SHADOW of a hipster jumping out of the window.

Jacklyn, covering her NAKED SELF under the covers.

MATT

OK, that's it. Evacute your filth and leave!

JACKLYN

What? 

MATT

You were just having sex!

JACKLYN

No I wasn't!

MATT

You're naked!

JACKLYN

That's how I sleep.

Matt runs over to the CLOSET.

MATT

OK, fine. This little device will help...

He pulls out a BLACKLIGHT, plugs it in...

And turns off the lights.

MATT (CONT'D)

We're just going to see what sort of nastiness is on these sheets.

Nothing comes up...

JACKLYN

I'm innocent!

Matt moves the blacklight over to Jacklyn's face and sees:

HUGE WHITE STAINS.

MATT

Christ.

JACKLYN

What?

MATT

I just vomited a little bit in my mouth.